to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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