I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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