But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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