I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
