Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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