I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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