What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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