Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dicks are not precious.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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