White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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