"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
