She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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