she sounds like chewbacca in bed
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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