You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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