i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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