I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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