we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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