Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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