Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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