if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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