I wish I could teleport
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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