David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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