Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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