just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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