Sponge bath it is.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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