i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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