ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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