why didn't you poke me back
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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