your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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