Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
im on a boat
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