i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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