areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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