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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz