Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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