Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?