Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?