Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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