Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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