i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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