to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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