i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
