? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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