Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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