When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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