No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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