i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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