did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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