butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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