we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
