no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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