I accidentally burped into my bong.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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