He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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