can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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