how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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