Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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