Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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