got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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