Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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